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Wife: Engita ungaluku pidijatu en azhakana mugama? Anbana manama? Panivana kunama?
HUSBAND: “Unnoda indha comedy thaan!”

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? 
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

F: Dhinamum un wife ku poo vaangittu poreye…
Wife mela avvalavu paasama?
F2: Maapla, paasam wife melailla da, poo kaari mela..
gud mrng!


Wife: Naan ungakitta onnu solven… Neenga adikakoodathu…
Husband: Sollu… Adikka maten.
Wife: Naan garpama iruken…
Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen… Nalla visayamthana…
Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai Adicharu athan…
Husband: ????!!

Husband : needhan eanakku wife-ga varuveanu en school sir sonnaru
Wife : eappadi?

Hurband : “NEE MAADU MAIKKATTHAN LAIKKU”-Nu aapave sonnaru.

Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…
“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…
aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”
Atharku andha Person-oda reply….
“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….
Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan
Selavu panran….”

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 5 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google???



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