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Duniya ka sabse Mush kil Kaam!!

 Best one..

Duniya ka sabse Mushkil Kaam..???
Apne Kaam se Kaam rakhna..!! 

Santa half pant p ehenkar cycle chala raha tha

 Santa half pant pehenkar cycle chala raha tha…

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To ab kya wo bhi utar de…? 

Upvas in new St yle


Upvas in new Style
Living 1 day without:

-Mobile
-Facebook
-Electricity
-Internet
-Car
-Whatsapp
-Tv

Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
Bhagwan Dharti par aake kahege,
Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya..!! 

Jo Mummy aur Papa ko Swarg le jaata hai 

 Jo Mummy aur Papa ko Swarg le jaata hai,

Wo Beta Hota hai par,
Jo Swarg ko Ghar Le a।aye,
Wo Beti Hoti hai..!

Forward to all lovely daughters.. 

Hyderabadi mothers Funny SMS 

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..

Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!  

LIC Funny Shayari SMS 

 Arz kiya hai..

LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai,
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai,
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke,
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai. 

Roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai

 Arz hai-

Roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
Agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai 

Dharam-Pa tni Funny SMS

Dharam Pita.. not real father.
Dharam Maa.. not real mother.
Dharam Putra.. not real son.
Dharam Bhai.. not real brother.
Dharam Behan.. not real Sister.
But &
Why this zabardast mistake happened

Dharam-PATNI.. MEANS REAL WIFE. 

 Singham Returns Funny SMS 

Singham Returns Dekhne gaya
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!!!!HAPPY RETURNS!!!! 

Ek aisi chiz bata jo hai to teri lekin 

Ek aisi chiz bata jo hai to teri lekin
humesha dusre hi lete hai..!!
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Tera naam yaa 

  

 

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