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Mohabbat woh haseen



Mohabbat woh haseen
Gunaah hain,
Jise har insaan khushi
Khushi karta hain . .
Par
Mohabbat mein
Intezaar wo saza hai.
Jo sirf wohi karta hai . .
Jo such mein
Mohabbat karta hai. 

Abhi domino’s pizza se call aayi thi 

Abhi domino’s pizza se call aayi thi
ki aap bahut dino se aaye nahi..

Saalon ko bahut sunaya..
Haramkhoro ne poori navrartri..
ek se ek pizza ki photo bheji mail box me..!! 

Wo boli ki kuchh aisa karo ki 

 Wo boli ki kuchh aisa karo ki

main romantic ho Jaun…
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Maine apna memory card he de diya..!!! 

 2nd Oct is ‘Dry Day’ in India 

2nd Oct is ‘Dry Day’ in India..
Now it is also cleaning
‘Swacch Bharat Day’ as well..
So now it will be called..

Dry Cleaning Day 

Kon kehta hai, Sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota hai 

 Kon kehta hai,

Sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota hai..
Kambakht…
Darvaze me ungli aa jaye to bhi jaan nikal jati hai 

Yo Yo Honey Singh Funny SMS 

 Teacher: Iska arth (meaning) bataiye..

‘Blue eyes hypnotyes teri kardi..
hai mainu, i swear chhoti dress me bomb lagdi mainu..’

Student: Prasang me ye panktiya hamari pathya pustak
‘Yo Yo Honey Singh’ me sankalit kavita
‘BlueEyes’ se li gayi hai..
Jiske rachaita ‘Shree Yo Yo Honey Singh ji’ hai..

Iska arth yah hai ki kavi kehna chahate hai..
Hey Balika..!
Teri neeli ankhe mujhe sammohit karti hai..
Mujhe vishwaas hai ki…
Tu in chhoti vastuo mein Visphotak samagri
ke samaan lagti hai….!!!  

Diwali Funny SMS 

Order !
Order !
Order !

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Tamam sabuton aur gawahon ko Mad-de-nazar rakhte huye ye adaalat..
Aap ko dafa 23/10/2014 ke tahat
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15 din pehlay
*Happy Diwali*

Kehte huye saal bhar khush rehne ki dua deti hai… 

 Dum Kapdo me nahi, Jigar me rakho 

 Dum Kapdo me nahi,

Jigar me rakho..
Baat Kapdo me hoti toh,
Safed Kafan me Lipta Murda bhi..
‘Sultaan Mirza’ hota!!! 

Mere Vichar 

 Mere Vichar

Dawaa to har koi deta hain..
Bas Dua koi nahi deta..

Dard sabhi Mehsus karte hain,
Par koi kisi ka Hamdard nahi banta.. 

3 Chize Zindagi me ek baar milti hain 

 3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain-

1. MAA-BAP
2. WAQT
3. DOST

3 CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ kar uthao-
1. KADAM
2. KASAM
3. KALAM

3 CHIZE SOCH kar karo-
1. PYAR
2. BAAT
3. FAISALA

3 CHIZE kisi ka INTZAR nahi karti-
1. MOUT
2. WAQT
3. UMAR

3 CHIZE CHHOTI na samjho-
1. KARZ
2. FARZ
3. RISHTA

3 CHIZE humesha DARD deti hai-
1. DHOKA
2. GARIBI
3. YAADE

3 CHIZO se humesha aap KHUSH rahenge-
1. GOD
2. FAMILY and
3. DOSTI
Ye sms DIL khol ke forward karo…!!! 


Hindi SMS, Nice Saying SMS, Thoughts SMS,Abhi domino’s pizza se call aayi thi  ,Mohabbat woh haseen,3 Chize Zindagi me ek baar milti hain ,Mere Vichar ,Dum Kapdo me nahi,Wo boli ki kuchh aisa karo ki  ,2nd Oct is ‘Dry Day’ in India ,Kon kehta hai, Sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota hai ,Jigar me rakho ,Diwali Funny SMS ,Yo Yo Honey Singh Funny SMS ,

23 Jun 2015

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