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Funny SMS Joke, Pakistan ki nadiyo ke naam 

Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki

nadiyo ke naam hai to Pakistan ki nadiyo ke naam batao??

Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana 

Funny SMS Joke, Next Generations 

Our Next Generations Will

Not Be Able To See polar Bears And Tigers!!

To Hum Kya Karein?

Humne Bhi To Dinosaur Nahi Dekhe,

Kabhi Shikayat Ki Kya ?? 

 Kanjus SMS Jokes, Kanjus kuch to sharm kar 

In me se koi 1 chez select karo

1.Hthora

2.pathar

3.Gun

4.Pipe

5.Tube

6.Mike

7.Raad

8.Danda

Or

apne sar pe zor se maro.

Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar. 

Letter to Girlfriend for Breakup Funny SMS Joke  

Letter to girlfriend

To,

My dear GF.

Subject: Breakup

Darling,

As u know that bjp govt. Increase service tax from 12.30% to 14 % and so I m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for u ..!!

Jitni galtiyan hui Chota bhai samjhkarr maaf karr dena..

Thank you!! 

Girls SMS Joke Messages, Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain  

kabhi 

Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati..

1) Tum na bohat woh ho

(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai.. ?? banda soch main per jaata hai)

2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi..

(to phir kya umeed thi)

3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.

(to phir main pehle kesa tha ??)

4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hun…

(sach Bol kar pitna thori hai)

5) Im very selfish na..

(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein) 

Holi SMS Wishes Messages, Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran  

 

Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Me Saato Rang Ho,

Baago Me Phoolon Ki Khusboo Sang Ho..

Aap Jab Bhi Khole Apni Palken,

Aapke Chehre Pe Holi Ka Rang Ho!

**HAPPY HOLI** 

Funny Girl Shayari SMS, Wo kehti apne bhaiyo se  

Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,

Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!

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Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,

Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!! 

Holi Funny SMS Joke, Holi se ek din pehle Purane 

 Holi se ek din pehle

Purane Jute,

Sabse Purani Shirt,

Jeans ya Kurta Paijama ko

Ghar me badhi ijaat ke sath dekha jata hai ..!! 

Happy Garmi Summer SMS Messages 

Kambal Aur Razai Ko Karo Maaf,

Cooler Aur AC Kar Lo Saaf,

Paseena Chutega Din Aur Raat..

Ab Bina Nahaaye Nahi Banegi Baat,

Apne Nature Mein Rakho Narmi,

Meri Taraf Se Aapko Sabhi Ko..

**Happy Garmi**  

Garmi Summer Hindi SMS Joke, Naha lo yaar Garmi  

hai. 

Dil kholo pyar lo,

dimag kholo gyaan lo,

ankhey kholo khwab lo,

honth kholo muskan lo,

kapde kholo aur…

Naha lo yaar Garmi hai.

Happy Garmi  

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