Mokkai SMS Kadi
Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha edhu?
Loksabha.
Police Thirudan Joke
Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu vachu’ttomae.
Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper’la varum la, appam paarthu’kkalam.
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Protocal Mismatch
In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?
Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”. These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.
Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
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Tamil kadi joke
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
…Press down…
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“N1″…
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu’garadhu.
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Chinna Kadi Joke
Oru chinna kadhai.
Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu.
Singham engineering padikkudhu.
Puli MBBS padikkudhu.
Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
Idhu eppadi irukku?
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Failure Kathal Joke
Kadhalan:
Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga.
Kathali:
Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru?
Kadhalan:
Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.
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Mokkai Thathuvam
Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?
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Tamil Kadi Joke
Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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Yen?
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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.
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Tamil Kadi Joke
Do things differently
Do different things from others
Act on your own thought
Dont follow the rules
Then only,
you will get free berth in Keelpakkam
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Idhu Oru Sema Kadi Tamil Joke
A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.
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Tamil Kadi SMS Joke
Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu
Mega Tamil Blade and Kadi Tamil Joke
An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..
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Q: Whose Signature is this?
A: Yeazhu-malai
Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?
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Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke
NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…
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Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke
Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here
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Principal Student College Tamil Joke
Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga
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by manoranjan ulundurpet மனோரஞ்சன் உளுந்தூர்பேட்டை 7502671997
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