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Suicide Materials:
POISON BOTTLE = Rs.40/-
NYLON ROPE = Rs.30/-
YELI MARUNDHU = Rs.20/-
KNIFE=Rs.10/-
But “GIRLS SMILE= FREE” It’s a powerfull poison.. .
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Life has No Pause Button! Dreams have no Expiry date!
Time has no Holiday! So, Don’t mi$$ a single Moment
in your life. Live it, Love it and Enjoy it .
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Dhinam Oru Muraiyaavadhu Pookkattum..
Un ‘Idhaya’ Thottaththil En ‘Ninaivu’ Pookkal..
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Young girl praying to god “I want an intelligent boy to
love me”. God smiles and replied
“Intelligent boys never love girls”....
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GIRL: Darling Whats the differnce between personal
and secret..?
Boy: Dear, you are my lover,that is personal..
your sister also my lover,That is secret.
Girl:.!!
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>>——> Young girl asking to God: “Please give me a
nice husband ...” God simply replied: “Sorry, already
1 million girls are waiting for “EMPEE”......! <<——<
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When You Are Happy, You Enjoy The Music.. But,
When You Are Sad, You Understand The Lyrics..
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Sometimes I don’t reply
Sometimes I don’t message you... But
That doesn’t mean I forgot you...
I am just lazy like you.. ! !
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MUGAM Enbadhu Mottukkal Nirambiya Malar Thottam...
Neengal Sirikkum Pothu Mattume Adhil Pookkal
Pookkiradhu.. So, don’t Miss Your Smile...
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“Beauty itself doesnt create love, but love itself creates
beauty” “Break everything for a heart, but never break a
heart for anything”...
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Vegama Mani Adichutu Pora Fire Service Vandi Pinadi
Konja dhuram odi Pona... LKG boy Sonnan... Poda... Po...
nee indha Vegathla Pona... oru ICE Kooda Vikka mudiyathu.
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Naan Varuvathe unnai parkkathan..! Aanal... yeno..,
Naan pogum varai imaigalai nee thirappadhillai,
-Varuthathudan “NILA”!
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Touch your heart.. You will feel the rhythm of your
heartbeat.. Touch your head.. You will feel the rhythm of
empty pot.. TIN... TIN...!
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Teacher: unga paiyan ippadi niraya kudikiranea,
neenga ketka koodatha?
Father:naan kettathuku Intha sarakku unakku othukkathu.
Appadinu sollitaan...
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Marriage hall : Man1: Vaange Vaange Neenga
Mapla Vetukarara, Ponnu vetukarara,
Man 2: illainga Naan Ponnoda palaya Veetukararu..!
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>>——> Cute kavithai ; Meendum orumurai ennai
pirinthu vidadhey... Thudi Thudithu savadharku ennidam
illai,. Innoru idhayam... <<——<
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Cute Line: Kaalaiyil Aval Potta “Kolathai” Vida.. azhaga
Irunthathu Athai Suttri Iruntha Avalin “Paadha Suvadugal”
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Daily kalaila intha “MANDHIRATHAI” koviluku poi sonnigana
neenga sikkram panakarana agidalam solluga paarpom...
Ayya, amma dharmam pannuga sammy...! !
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PATIENT: Dr,Naan En ponnukku kalyanam vachurukken...!
Adhanala, operationa appuram vachukkalame?
Doctor : Adhalam mudiyadhu..Naanum en ponnukku
kalyanam vachurukken.!
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Unnai Nesipavaruku Piditha Visayankalai Vida... Pidikadha
Visayankalai Therinthu kol... Appothuthan... Antha Anbu
Maranam Varai Needikum..
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