Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki,Jab tak hum kisi ke hamdard nahi bante,What is difference in confidence and over confidence?,Aap ke name ka 1st letter aap ko bataega,Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai,Bachpan me ham waha sona pasand karte the,Santa Doodhwala se ,Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard mil ega,Use barish achhi lagti thi,Prabhu, Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai ?, aur mujhe barish me wo

Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki

Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kare

To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uske acche sanskaar,

Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo

What is difference in confidence and over confidence?

Best example

12 Boys planned to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..

But 1 came with a ring- Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?

Woh sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

ek to jinda

aur

dusare

Shadishuda

Bachpan me ham waha sona pasand karte the

True lines..

Bachpan me ham waha sona pasand karte the jaha se chand tare dikhe.

Aur aaj waha sona pasand karte hai jaha charger laga sake

Santa Doodhwala se

Santa: Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene kyun nahi aaya.

Doodhwala: Saahab meri biwi bimar thi.

Santa: To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata

Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard mil ega

Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega,

Wah wah

Mohabbat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega.

Unnhi rastho pe BAR kholo.. bahut chalega

Prabhu, Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai ?

Prabhu..

Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.

Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.

Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!

Sab prabhu ki maya hai

Use barish achhi lagti thi, aur mujhe barish me wo

Use barish achhi lagti thi,

aur mujhe barish me wo…

Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo…

Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur…

Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!

Aaj main Aapko ‘Kele ka Kofta’ bnana sikhata hun.

Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.

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Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.

Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega!

Aap ke name ka 1st letter aap ko bataega

ki aap ko Zindagi mein subse zyda kya milega..?

A. Kiss

B. Rose

C. Missed calls

D. Bohat izzat

E. Blessing

F. Dua

G. Mitha

H. happiness

I. smile

J. Khushi

K. Doulat

L. Perfums

M. Mohabbat

N. Tension

O. Care

P. Friendship

Q. Gift

R. Lots of love

S. Love 4 ever

T. Money

U. Tears

V. Pain

W. Hug

X. Flate

Y. Chocolate

Z. LOVE

Ab bolo kya aaya aapke nasib me!!

Jab tak hum kisi ke hamdard nahi bante

Jab tak hum kisi ke hamdard nahi bante

ham dard se aur..

dard humse kabhi judaa nahi ho sakta!!