Happy August SMS
Iss Mahine me Dosti Bhi hai,
Bhai Behen ka Pyar Bhi,
Desh ki Azadi Bhi,
Shravan Maas Bhi,
Nandlala ki Matki Bhi,
Ganpati bapa ki Bhakti
Or Paryushan ka Anand Bhi,
Happy August
AAP jante ho INDIA musibat mein kyo hai?
AAP jante ho INDIA musibat mein kyo hai.?
121 Crore Ki Population Me,
9 Crore Retired Hain,
35 Crore State Govt Me Hai
18 Crore Central Govt Me Hai,
(teeno kisi kaam ke nahi)
25 Crore School Me Hain,
(Jo Koi Kaam Ni Kar sakte)
1 Crore Ki Umar 5 Saal Se Kam Hai,
31 Crore Berozgaar Hai,
1.2 Crore Hospital Me Hain,
79,99,998 Jail Me Hain,
Aap Total kar lo…
Baaki Bache 2,
HUM Or AAP,
AAP Ka saara Time to What’s App Mein hi Nikal Jata Hai
Ab Batao..?
Main Akele INDIA Ko Kaise Sambhalu..
Commerce Shayari
Commerce shayari..
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
DEBIT the receiver, CREDIT the giver!!
Commerce Student SMS
Commerce ke Student Agar Film Banaye to Filmo ke Naam Kya Honge-
1. Kabhi debit kabhi credit.
2. Hum accounts ke diwane hai.
3. Hum profit pe marte hai.
4. Hum tax de chuke sanam.
5. Hamara calculator aapke paas hai.
6. C.A. kia to darna kya.
7. Commerce se accha kon hai.
8. I Hate Mathematics.
9. Rab ne miladi balance shit. n
Jab kutte ki mout aa ti hai
Jab kutte ki mout aati hai.
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To kutta mar jata hai..
Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye.
Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi..
Indian Patriotism Deshbhakti Funny Quotes
Independence Day Republic Day 15 August 26 January Indian Patriotism Deshbhakti Funny Quotes
Sunny Leone and Aamir Khan Movie PK Kalyug Funny
Sunny Leone and Aamir Khan Movie PK Kalyug Funny Sms Jokes
Ye beemari kaun si hai?
Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!
Unki gali se gujre, to unka chaubara nazar aaya
Unki gali se gujre, to unka chaubara nazar aaya.
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Wah.. wah..
Uska baap bahar aa ke bola..
gand faad dunga BOSS DK jo dobara nazar aaya.
Sukh aur Santosh ke bich me kya faraq hai?
Adhyatmic Sex:
SUKH aur SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?
Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,
to wo hai SUKH..
aur
Jo mile.. Use thokna pade
Wo hai SANTOSH
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