Mumbai Language Funny SMS ,Girl to Boy: I Love You ,50 Londe lekar to koi bhi group bana sakta hai,Ek ladki Ghar mein Baithi thi ,Aangrej darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega ,Enjoy India’s most versatile sound ,

Unke gum me jo pee li Sharab

Unke gum me jo pee li Sharab..

unke gum me jo pee li Sharab..

Fir Jo Hui tabiyat kharab,

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De Tatti, De Peshab.

De Tatti, De Peshab

Pyaar ka matlab ye nahi hota ki aap ki GF ya BF ho

Pyaar ka matlab ye nahi hota ki aapki girlfriend ya boyfriend ho..

Pyar ka matlab ye hota hain..

ki koi special ho jiski tasveer aap apne dil aur dimaag mein bana sake,

Aur phir..

Aur phir

De Mutth..

De Mutth..

Girl to Boy: I Love You

Girl: I Love You.

Boy: Hahaha.

Girl: I Miss You I Miss You

Boy: Hahahahaha

Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi De Sakti Hu,.

Boy: Hahahahahahaha.

Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti.

Boy: Hahahahahahahah haha.

Girl: Mere mummy dady 1 week ke liye bahar jane wale hai. Main ekdum akeli rahungi ghar main.

Boy: Kab?

Girl: Hahahahah hahah hahaha haha haha

Boy: Kab jaanu ??

Girl: hahahahha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Dukh Hamesha saath rehta hai

Dukh Hamesha saath rehta hai, Magar Khushi aati jati rehti hai.

Santa, please explain this in English..

Santa: My Wife Is With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!!

Aangrej darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega

Aangrej darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega..

Nhi pata..

Me batata hu..

There was a cold day..

Nhi samjhe is line ko 10 baar bolo continune samjh jaoge..

Enjoy India’s most versatile sound

Enjoy India’s most versatile sound.. BC

In 9 diff moods

ANGER: Hatt BC!

FRUSTRATION: Sab chutiye hai BC.

ACCEPTANCE: Sahi hai BC.

REJECTION: Gand mara BC.

FEAR: BC ab kya hoga.

SORROW: BC maa bhen ek ho gayi.

SHOCK: Bhennnn.. Chh*dd!

AUTHORITY- BC ko kah de maine bola hai

And the last and the best one..

CELEBRATION: Nacho BC

Things to Learn From Shahrukh SR K Movies

Things to Learn From SRK Shahrukh Movies:

-Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR

-Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..

-Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

-Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

-Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR

-Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR

-Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR

-Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

-Main Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR

-Veer Zaara: Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani.

-Chennai Express: DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Note- SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!

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Arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,

The most risky love is…

-Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar..!!

Mumbai Language Funny SMS

Language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in Mumbai..

1. There’s a minor problem-

Arre yaar, Waanda ho gaya

2. There’s a big problem –

Arre yaar, Jhol ho gaya

3. There’s a huge problem..(unsolvable)-

Arre yaar, Raada ho Gaya

4. You’ll be surprised –

Ekdam Hill jayega tu

5. I am going out of this place –

Chal apun Kaltii marta hai.

6. Don’t make a fool of others –

Dekh, tu Shendi mat laga sabko

7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!! –

Chal e shane, Hawa aan de

8. I am not a stupid out here –

Apun kya ALIBAUG se nahi aaya

9. There’s some misunderstanding –

Arre kuch Galat Faimili ho gayi

10. Do u drink daily? –

Tu kya roz FULL TO hota hai?

11. See, You are afraid.. –

Dekh, teri to FAT gayi

12. Shall I bash u? –

E Du kya Kharcha Pani ?

13. Just take him into a secret place –

Use jara Khopche me leke ja

14. What a beautiful lady !! –

Kya Zakaas Item hai yaar!!

15. Don’t just bluff. –

E Jyaada RAAG mat de..

16. Don’t take much tension.. –

Jyaada LOAD nahi leneka kya??

17. Your clothes are very awkward!! –

Kya ZAGMAG-DHINKCHAAK pehna tune?

18. I don’t care about it much..!! –

Abe yaar, Hata Saawan Ki Ghata.

19. Please don’t bore me-

Jyaada PAKAA mat be tu.

20. All this be done without anyone’s notice –

Sab kaam SUUMDI me hona chahiye.. kya?

21- unnecessarily interfering –

oongli karne mein bahoot mazaa aata hai kya ?

22- someone expired –

woh tapak gaya

Ek ladki Ghar mein Baithi thi

Ek ladki Ghar mein Baithi thi.

Ghar ka darwaja under se band hai.

Ghar ke bahar ek Aadmi aata hai aur darwaja bajata hai.

Ladki: Kon Hai.?

Aadmi: Teri Sasu aur Meri Sasu ristey mein Maa Beti hai

To darwaje ke bahar wale Aadmi aur Ghar ke under wali Ladki mein kya Rishta hai??

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