Weekend SMS ,It’s Challenge for you, Reply in 24 Hours,Eye Opener Msg,Samosa s aid to Aloo,Wo kya sahegi pyar ke da rd ko,The 4 dangerous weapons in the world ,What is the meaning of t rue friend,Budha Budhi ki Kahani,Khambakhat dhuye ne teri tasveer banaa di ,Telecom walon ko to koi kaam hi hota hai,

Weekend SMS

Kisi ne sach kaha hai

Zindagi 2 din ki hai..

Saturday & Sunday..!!

HAPPY WEEKEND

Wo kya sahegi pyar ke da rd ko

Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.

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Kal activa se giri, ab tak ro rahi hai.

The 4 dangerous weapons in the world

The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:

1. Wife’s Smile

2. Wife’s Tears

3. Wife’s Looks

And the 4th most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!

What is the meaning of t rue friend

What is the meaning of true friend.

Jab ek dost apni aakhri sanse le raha ho

aur uska dost ankho me ansu le aye aur kahe,

Chal uth Yaar Aaj last time ‘Maut’ ki Class Bunk Karte hain

Samosa s aid to Aloo

Samosa said to Aloo:

Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhe cover kar ke

garam oil se bacha leta hu because i luv u..

Aloo said:-

Jab log Tumhe fry hone ke foran baad khate hai

to main unka muh jala deta hun becoz I Luv u too..

Moral-

Inki love story pe na jayein..

Samosa thanda karke khaiyen

Khambakhat dhuye ne teri tasveer banaa di

Cigarette pi thi

tera gham bhulaane ko

Khambakhat dhuye ne teri tasveer banaa di

Telecom walon ko to koi kaam hi hota hai

1.ASM pressure

2.RSM pressure

3.ZSM pressure

4.GM pressure

5.VP instruction

6.visual aid

7.detailing

8.compititors

9.dr.list

10.rcpa

11.core drs

12.TP

13.reporting

14.retailer

15.stockist

16.closing

17.sales

18.secondary

19.primary

20.expiry

21.return

22.compilation

23.monthly meet

24.cycle meet

25.target

26.achievment

27.growth

28.degrowth

29.deficit

30.daily call planning

31.weekly coverage

32.miss calls

33.gifts

34.LBL

35.products

36.cards

37.invesment

38.cme

39.output

40.reminders

41.clashes wid

42.receptionist

43.morning cards

44.1st 5 MRs

45.TUE n FRI only

46.expense

47.couriers

48.cnf

49.schems

50.adjusment

51.training

52.product knowledge

53.product launch

54.campaign

55.camps

56.grooming

57.shave n polish

58.market knowledge

59.drs birth n anniversary day

60.dr.s services(hotel,car,train,flight)

61.avaibility

62.shortage

63.vacancy

64.net rate

65.formats

66.mails.

67.relation.

68.daily updates

69.inputs validation

70.cov & freq of drs

71.mid month

72.ex-station

73.joint works

Finally comes family problems

Aur sabko lagta hai

Telecom walon ko to koi kaam hi hota hai

Budha Budhi ki Kahani
Budha Budhi ki Kahani

1 budha aya saath me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja ke waiter ko bulaya,

Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya,

Pehle budhe ne khaya, budhiya ne pankha hilaya,

Fir budhiya ne khaya, budhe ne pankha hilaya,

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya

Aye Laila Majnu ke Maa Baap

Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!