1 Tamil Kadi Jokes SMS சிரிப்பு சிரிப்புகள் தமிழ் கடி ஜோக்

SMS" Enbadhu verum Yeluthukal illai... Oru "Nanbanin Ninaivugal"... Ovvoru "SMS"m Naan Ungalai "Marakavillai" Enbadhai Solvatharku than... ************************************** Mannika mattum kattrukol... Yen endral Nammai yematriyavarkalai oru nerathil naam nesithirupom... ************************************* Real line: ~~~~~~~ Kaalam kaathirupathu illai !"Aanaal" Nammai Nesikum Unmaiyana Idhayam namakaaga nichaiyam kaathirukkum...! ************************************** TRUE WORDS: Nam thedi thedi nesitha oruvarai oru nal verukkalam...! But, Nammai thedi thedi nesithavarai orunalum marakka mudiyathu.... ************************************** Sleeping is not taking Rest for today's Hardwork. It means Gaining Energy for Tomorrow's smart work. So sleep well...! Good night ......!!!!!! ************************************** ************************************** Cute kavithai: methuvaga seiyungal, avalukku valikka pogirathu, yen idhayathil aruvai sigichai...! ************************************** Malar koduthum manam irangadha aval indru kanneerudan malar thoovugiral... . . En Thirumanathil... (kallarai ellam kidayadhu) Namaku 1000 figure madiyum Machi.... ************************************* Virumbuvathu Ellam Kidaippathu Illai.. Kidaippathu Ellamum Nilaippathu Illai.. Vidum Moochu Kuda Nirandharam Illai.! So be happy in every moment.. ************************************** Kalyana Veetil Serupai Tholaithavan Ezuthiya Oru kavithai. Ullae Oru Jodi Searnthu vittathu... Veliyae Oru Jodi Tholainthu Vittathu... ************************************** " Even a correct decision is wrong, when it is taken too late " -Karl Marx ************************************** 2 / 10 = 2 enga proof pannuga pakkalam. *school student; engaluku thariyala. *medical student : it's impossible. *engineering student :no no 2 / 10 = 2 enga proof pannuga pakkalam. *school student; engaluku thariyala. *medical student : it's impossible. *engineering student :no no eppadi mudiyum. *arrear student : yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma? 2=two,10=ten two/ten=wo/en ('t'cancelled) wo/en abcd la number varisaipadi partha w+o=23+15=38 e+n=5+14=19 so , 38/19=2 eppadi ' PROOF ' Okva.. ************************************** Father, mother, brother enbathu 'BP' mathiri koodave irukkum. Love enbathu 'FEVER' mathiri varum pogum. Relation enpathu 'Thalai vali' mathiri appappo varum. But, Friendship enbathu 'AIDS' mathiri orumurai vanthal saagum varai pogathu. Ippo sollunga ungalukku 'AIDS' irukka..? illaya..? ************************************** Girls policy: Fraud wit innocent Boys Fun wit handsome Boys Frndshp wit good Boys Love wit faithful Boys Finally Marriage with Rich Uncles. Boys rocks! ************************************** ~~~ 1980 kadhal ~~~ Aarampipathu-"Kangalil" Valarvathu-"Kanavugalil" Mudivathu-"Kanneeril" ~~~ 2011 kadhal ~~~ Aarampipathu-"Phone'il" Valarvathu- "Sms'il" Mudivathu- "Sim"change'il... ************************************** "Azhagai" ethir parkum oruvaridam "Anbai" kattathe...!, Unnidam "Anbu" vaikum oruvaridam "Azhagai" ethir parkathea...! ************************************** "My line" Ithayam Enum Thodathil kadhal Enum sedi valardhen..! athu valarntha piraguthan therinthathu... athu naan valardha thaadi Entru..!; ************************************** One who wins in first effort, wins the life. 1 who fails in first effort, can win the world! Wounded mind is more powerful than normal mind ************************************** by manoranjan ulundurpet மனோரஞ்சன் உளுந்தூர்பேட்டை 7502671997 From :- www.jilljuck.com