Blue films are the most Positive Movies,Lets see who is giving right answer?,Ek Chuha Tha ,Maine 1 din Mandir k i Daan Peti mein,Kisi insaan ka pehla pyar banna koi barri baat nahi ,Bechari Indian Bhabhi,Girlfriend ko ap ni palko par bitha lo,Yeh 15 Cheezen hai jo hum roz dekhte hai ,Zindagi meon insaan kisi ki sacchi kimat ,Parmatma ka saath jeevan ki jyoti jaga deta hai,

Ek Chuha Tha 

Ek ‘CHUHA’ THA?

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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..

Warna itna kuch likha tha..

aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat. 

Maine 1 din Mandir k i Daan Peti mein

 Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein

1 rupaya daal kar 1 achha dost manga..

Tab Bhagwan ne Muje tum se milaya aur kaha:

1 rupaye mein AISA hi milega 

Kisi insaan ka pehla pyar banna koi barri baat nahi 

 

Kisi insaan ka pehla pyar banna koi barri baat nahi..

Banna hai to kisi ka aakhri pyar bano..

Iss liye kabhi ye mat socho ke Tum se pehle woh kisi aur se pyar karta tha..

Koshish sirf ye karo ke Tumhare baad usse kisi aur ke pyar ki zururat na rahe 

Bechari Indian Bhabhi 

 Bechari Indian Bhabhi :-

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon..

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun

Hanso mat, forward karo..  

Girlfriend ko ap ni palko par bitha lo

 Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,

De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,

Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki

Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU..

muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo 

Yeh 15 Cheezen hai jo hum roz dekhte hai 

 Yeh 15 Cheezen hai jo hum roz dekhte hai,

Spelling theek karni hai..

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NOTE: Q No.1 ke 30 Marks hai,

Baki sabke 5-5 Marks ai.

TOTAL MARKS: 100

PASSING MARKS: 70%

Time Limit = 1 din, Solve It 

Zindagi meon insaan kisi ki sacchi kimat

 Zindagi meon

insaan kisi ki sacchi kimat,

Keval do hi halato me samaj pata,

hain.Ek usko paane se pahle,

Aur ek usko khone ke baad 

Parmatma ka saath jeevan ki jyoti jaga deta hai

 Parmatma ka saath jeevan ki jyoti jaga deta hai,

jis se dukho ka adhkaar samapt ho jata hai 

Blue films are the most Positive Movies

 Blue films are the most Positive Movies.

No Murder, No War, No Fight, No conspiracy, No Cheating.. (Everybody enjoys the Climax) !!

Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Characters!!

No milna bichhadana, No rona dhona!!

Good cooperation, Good coordination, No dramebazi, natural acting, No language problem…

AND the Best part..

jahan se dekho vahin se samajh aa jati hai. 

Ek ladki Ghar mein baithi thi ..

Ghar ka darwaja under se band hai ..

Ghar ke bahar ek Aadmi aata hai aur darwaja bajata hai ..

Lets see who is giving right answer?

Ek ladki Ghar mein baithi thi ..

Ghar ka darwaja under se band hai ..

Ghar ke bahar ek Aadmi aata hai aur darwaja bajata hai 

Ladki: Kon Hai.?

Aadmi: Teri Sasu aur Meri Sasu ristey mein Maa Beti hai

To darwaje ke bahar wale Aadmi aur Ghar ke under wali Ladki mein kya Rishta hai..????

Option

1 Pati

2 Bhai

3 Salla

4 Jeth

5 Jamaai

6 Sasur

7 Pitaa

8 Chacha

9 Mama

10 Nanad ka pati

Lets see who is giving right answer? 

Blue films are the most Positive Movies,Lets see who is giving right answer?,Ek Chuha Tha ,Maine 1 din Mandir k i Daan Peti mein,Kisi insaan ka pehla pyar banna koi barri baat nahi ,Bechari Indian Bhabhi,Girlfriend ko ap ni palko par bitha lo,Yeh 15 Cheezen hai jo hum roz dekhte hai ,Zindagi meon insaan kisi ki sacchi kimat ,Parmatma ka saath jeevan ki jyoti jaga deta hai,