Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,If you touch 2015 calender you will get a Shock ,Pyar agar pant hai,See Shradha kapoor’s luck,Is swaal ka jwaab de dia to hum aapko maane,Sawan Somvar SMS,Kehte hai agar Dil se akhein band karo to ,Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi , toh dosti chaddi hai ,Es sawal ka jawab do to maane ,Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar 

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,

Mobile uthaaya,

phir socha rahne de

DIL TO PAAGAL HAI

Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,

Dost kaun se normal hai ..!! 

Is swaal ka jwaab de dia to hum aapko maane!

 Is swaal ka jwaab de dia to hum aapko maane!

Ek chij aeisi hai jo

Sukhi ho to 2kg.

Gili ho to 1kg.

Aur

Jal jae to 3kg.

Its challenge 4u !! 

Sawan Somvar SMS

Sawan men mile ye SAAT

Shiv ka ashirvaad

Shiv ki bhakti

Shiv sa sahas

Shiv ka tyag

Shiv ka Saath

Shiv sa tapobal

Shiv sa Shaan

Jai Shiv Shambhu

Happy Sawan Somvar 

Kehte hai agar Dil se akhein band karo to

Kehte hai agar Dil se akhein band karo to..

Life me jisko Pyaar karte ho uski Tasveer dikhti hai..!!

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To maine bhi Try kiya..

Saala Slide Show Start ho gaya .

See Shradha kapoor’s luck 

See Shradha kapoor’s luck..

Movie 1: Aashiqui 2 me BEWDA mila.

Movie 2: Ek villain me GUNDA (lafanga) mila.

Movie 3: Haider me ATANKWADI mila.

Baap ne koi acche karm kiye hote toh koi HERO milta na. 

Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi 

Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi..

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Yun ghanto baith kar TOILET me zor lagana fizool hai..!!

Moral: Har msg larki par nahi hota. 

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?

 Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?

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Khud kitne bade kaminey honge par ladki shareef hi chaahiye 

Es sawal ka jawab do to maane 

Es sawal ka jawab do to maane

1 ladki ne 20 saal ki umar me 1 box kharida

wo apne har birthday pe us mein Rs.250 daal deti

aur

uski behen us me se Rs.50 apne har birthday pe nikal leti,

ladki ki death 60 saal me huyi,

jab box khula to us me se srf Rs.500 nikle Q??

Its a challenge 4u & ur frnds.

ANS = = = =

Kyuki ladki ka birthday 29 feb ko tha

40 sal me 29 feb 10 bar aya 250*10=2500

Aur uski bahan ne nikala 50*40=2000

Isliye uske pas 2500-2000=500

500 bache 

 Pyar agar pant hai, toh dosti chaddi hai 

 Pyar agar pant hai..

toh dosti chaddi hai..

pant agar phat

bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

Buddies you are my chaddies 

If you touch 2015 calender you will get a Shock 

 If u touch 2015 calender u will get a Shock

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do u know why?

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Bcoz

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2015 is ‘CURRENT’ year 

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,If you touch 2015 calender you will get a Shock ,Pyar agar pant hai,See Shradha kapoor’s luck,Is swaal ka jwaab de dia to hum aapko maane,Sawan Somvar SMS,Kehte hai agar Dil se akhein band karo to ,Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi , toh dosti chaddi hai ,Es sawal ka jawab do to maane ,Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?