Funny conversation of Husband and Wife on Whatsapp
Funny conversation of Husband and Wife on Whatsapp
Husband: Call Me Shonu
Wife: mera Shona Babu.
Husband: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart
Wife: my sweetu Sweetheart.
Husband: ufffff… Call Me Honey..
Wife: Mera hannu darling.
Husband : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai
Wife: Oho ok ok Abhi karti hoon!
Baap of all Baniya Jokes ever made
Baap of all Baniya Jokes ever made:
A GUPTA Boy fell in LOVE with an AGGARWAAL Girl..
AGG Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana !!!
But Boy sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya
AGG Girl: Itni der kyo laga di???
Gupta Boy: Wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha!!!.
AGG Girl: Pagal wo to ‘DHAAGA BAANDH’ ke feka tha, wapas khich liya!
In The Memory of 90s
In The Memory of 90s
When the most popular games were~
‘Chupan-chupai,
‘Pakdam-pakdai’
‘Oonch-neech’
‘Barf-paani’
When the best delights were
‘Orange goli’
‘Raja ka khajaana’
‘kismibar’
When we wer nt allowed 2 watch late nite movies on DD-1 bt v managed it smhow,
When decision were made by ‘akkad bakkad bambey bow’
when while playing cricket, rule were~
‘Ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega’
When d best defesive dialogues were~
‘Jo kehta hai wahi hota hai’
‘Same 2u’
‘Back 2u’
childish but awesome uncountable memories!
Biwi ko subeh uthaane ke alag alag andaaz!
Biwi ko subeh uthaane ke alag alag andaaz!
Hindu: jaanu priya Utho Swera Ho gaya.
Muslim: Beghum Utho Chand Dhal Gaya hai.
Christian: Darling Get Up Its Dawn.
But
Punjabi: Utho Soniyo Tatti Shatti Nai Karni raat de padd maar maar nakk saad ditte je..!!
Papa- Whom u like more muma o r papa?
Papa- Whom u like more muma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me 1?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother go to Paris.. Whr will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means u like ur mother?
Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa- Jaa be Maa key Chamche jaa school jaa!
Ladki Wale Ladke se
Ladki Wale Ladke se: Beta kya karte ho?
Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.
Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.
Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.
Dedicated to All Admins
Bin Pagaar Full Adhikaar..
Height of kuch bhi
HEIGHT OF KUCH BHI
Teacher: Agar 1 aam ke ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache?
Student: Sir 9 HaathiTeacher: Wah tumhe kaise patachala?
Student: Sir kyunki main aaj lunch mein gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon.
Moral of the Story:
Roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayega…
Husband: I had 10 affairs before marriage!
Husband: I had 10 affairs before marriage!
Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mein 36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate bhi zarur milengi…!
Wife Rocks!!
Husband Shocks !
Modi to Nittish
Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.
Ek ladke ko police ne pakda
Ek ladke ko police ne pakda.
Police: License hai?
Ladka: No.
Police: Paise hai?
Ladka: No.
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur do baal khich liye.
Ladka (ansu nikalte hue): Aisa kyun kiya?
Police: Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki,
maine signal toda aur havaldar mera ‘jhaant’ bhi nahi ukhad saka…
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