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Movie Theater Funny SMS Jokes

Jitne mein aajkal theater mein coke aur

popcorn milte hai utne mein to ..

David Dhawan 90s mein 2 movie bana leta tha

Which film characters do i resemble?

Which film characters do i resemble? Answer truly and forward.

1. Aarohi (Aashiqui 2) – Caring, sweet and dedicated to love.

2. Bunny (YJHD) – Flirt, intresting, ambitious, funny and romantic.

3. Naina (YJHD) – A great person at heart, thoughtful, damn sweet, simple, very loving nd fun loving as well.

4. Guru (Ek Villain) – Intense lover. Caring. Honest.

5. Kavya Pratap Singh (Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania) – Honest, crazy, bold and beautiful, Loving and Caring.

6. Leela (Ram Leela) – Daring, Sexy, loving.

7. Rancho (3 idiots) – Very intelligent and unique.

9. Bittoo Sharma (Band Baaja Baarat) – Stupid, Very funny, crazy and loving.

10. Aisha (Ek Villain) – Optimistic, cheerful, Funny, too sweet, caring and beautiful.

11. Krish Malhotra (2 states) – Nerd but cool mature Handsome, very loving, funny and innocent.

12. Ananya Swaminathan (2 states) – Funny, mature, intelligent, bold and beautiful. Sweet.

13. Aditya (Jab we met) – Serious, witty, great person, intelligent, loyal.

14. Geet (Jab We Met) – Very talkative, Beautiful, Always happy, cheerful, Family loving, sweet.

15. Abhimanyu Singh (SOTY) – hardworking, hot and cool.

16. Shanaya (SOTY) – Glamorous, popular, sexy and pretty

17 Mili (khoobsurat) – Bubbly, very talkative, always happy, cheerfull, full of love, unique.

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Hindi Puzzle, In 7 blank me 1 hi word ayega

Jawab do

___Dil_____le kar____dil k_____gaya____dil ne____mera____ kar gaya

In 7 blank me 1 hi word ayega..!!

Waqt SMS, Really Meaningful

Really Meaningful

Titan to Rolex

Titan: Tu bhi waqt batata hai, mein bhi waqt batata hu, lekin phir bhi teri izzat zyada kyu hai ??

Rolex: Dost, Tu ‘insaan ko waqt’ batata hai Aur mein… ‘Insaan Ka Waqt’ Batata hu..!!!

Funny Hindi Insult SMS, Achchi Baat to Sabko

Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…

Lekin..

Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..

Tumhe Pyar ..

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Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..!!

Funny Winter SMS Jokes, Mousam hai ya Fashion Show

Subah, Jacket pehno.

Dophar, Sun coat pehno.

Shyam, Rain coat pehno.

Raat me, Kambal odh lo.

Saala, Samajme nahi aata ki mousam hai ya Fashion Show!!

Funny PK SMS Jokes, Biggest chutiapa of PK

Biggest chutiapa of PK…

Amir khan gets knowledge of language from..

A prostitute and does not know what condom is ..!!

Funny Hindi SMS Joke, Ek dil dehla dene wali ghatna

Ek dil dehla dene wali ghatna

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UP ke 1 gao main ek 4 saal ke bachche ko uske

baap aur uski bua ne aise kdake ki thand main

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Jabardasti thande pani se nehla diya

gaur se padhne ke liye sukriya