Mother SMS, Maa Apne Bete se puchati hai
Maa: Beta agar meri aankhein kharaab ho jayein to tum kya karoge??
Beta: Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga, wahan ilaaz karwaonga.
Maa: Ager fir bhi theek na hui toh?
Beta: Maa main paise kharch kerunga tumhai Bahar videsh le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga…
Maa has padi
Beta: Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Bachhe, Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi…
Plz take care of your Mother..
Funny SMS, Aaj Mere Pass Mobile Hai
Aaj mere pass
Mobile hai
Number hai
Charger hai
Battery hai
Balance hai
Tumhare pass kiya hai?
Hai koi MSG?
To bhej do
Agar nahi to
Mobile bech do
Insult SMS, loot-loo
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loot-loo! loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe MSG karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat
Normal Friend Funny SMS Shayari
Arz Kiya Hai….
Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi,
BOSSDKi pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…
Name Day Hindi SMS
Hi, Aaj Name day hai.
Agar aap ko meri frendship pasand hai to muje 1Sweet Nick Name do!
Sab ko send karo..
dekho aapko kitne sweet name milte hai.
I’m waiting
Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat
Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.
School ki Ghanti.
Garib ka Darwaja.
Jawan Ladki.
INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE
BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !
When put seat belt on
When put seat belt on:
•/• – Sonam Kapoor
% – Poonam Pandey
o/o – Sunny Leone
O/O – Ayesh Takia
Zindagi ki uljhanon ne
Zindagi ki uljhanon ne,
Hamaari sharaaratein kam kar di,
Aur log samajhne lage ki,
Hum samajhdaar ho gaye
Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe
Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe,
Yeh Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
Abhi Jo Gham Hamara Hai,
Tumhara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
Tum Apne Aap Ko Hargiz,
Koi Ilzaam Mat Dena,
Ye Soda Hai Mohabbat Ka,
Khasara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai
Tum Yeh Mat Samajhna,
Tum Hi Meri Akhri Mohabbat Ho,
Mohabbat Jurm Hai,
Hum Se Dobara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai
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