Innocent Joke of The Year
Innocent Joke of The Year
Kid to his Mom: Mumma.. Main kaise paida hua..
Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.
Kid did the same thing…
Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar dekha to usme 1 Cockroach tha..
kid (Gussey se) : Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..
Par kya karu.. Aaulad hai tu meri…!!
Sabhi jeete hai magar
Sabhi jeete hai..
magar.. koi sab kuch paane ke
baad bhi dukhi rehte hai..
to.. koi lutake khush rehte hai
Zindagi main kuch khona pade to
Zindagi main kuch khona pade to yeh do lines yaad rakhna..
Jo khoya hai us ka ghum nahi!
Lekin jo paaya hai wo kisi sey kam nahi!
Jo nahi hai wo ek khawab hai aur..
Jo hai wo lajwab hai.
GOOD MORNING
Maine ek din uperwale se poocha
Maine ek din uperwale se poocha..
Aap meri usi waqt kyun nahi sunte jab main maangta hoon?
Awesome Reply-
Uperwale muskura kar kaha..
Main to teri gunahon ki saza bhi us waqt nahi deta jab tu karta hai
Bhookh ki halat ho aur
Bhookh ki halat ho aur
1 roti ke 4 tukde ho par
khane wale 5 ho..
Tab bhi ek insan hai
Jo kehta hai ki mujhe bhookh nahi hai..
Wo Hai *MAA*
EK LIKE… toh banta hai MAA ke liye!
Pyaar hume kis mod p e le aaya
Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya..
Itni der se khade hai,
koi auto nahi aaya..
Ladki sath ho to Restaurant ka Bill
Ladki sath ho to Restaurant ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
Aur
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
‘Daru ka Bill’
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill
Agar Bhagwan nahi hai toh uska zikar kyon
Wonderful Lines to be remembered :
Agar Bhagwan nahi hai toh uska zikar kyon..!
Aur agar Bhagwan hai toh Phir itni fikar kyon…!
Aap ki Kahani Meri Jubani
Aap ki Kahani Meri Jubani:
Aap ke pass dimag hai,
Chalta nahi alag baat hai.
Aap Smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.
Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai.
Aap ke pass Mobile hai,
Call aur Msg nahi karte alag baat hai.
Kafi izzat hai Aap ki,
Koi karta nahi Alag baat hai.
Aap ki itni Bezzti ho rahi hai,
phir bhi Aap SmS padh rahe ho kya baat hai..
HA HA HA
Height of prank call
Height of prank call
Hello pooja hai..?
Nahi…
To karvalo… Jai Mata Di!!!
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