Daily Whatsapp- No stress, Mood fresh
Daily:
1 Apple… No Doctor
1 Tulsi Patta… No Cancer
1 Nimbu… No Fat
1 Glass Milk… No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water… Skin Saaf
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Daily Whatsapp… No stress, Mood fresh
11 popular lines after drinking
11 popular lines after drinking..
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01. Bhai hai tu mera
02. Gadi main chlaunga
03. Aaj chad nahi rahi
04. Main dil se teri izzat karta hoon
05. Yeh mat samajh k main pee ke bol raha hoon
06. Yaar kam to nahi padegi?
07. Ek chhota sa aur ho jaye
08. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan bhi hajir hai.
09. Apne baap ko mat sikha
10. Kaash o mil jati to ye hath mein na hoti & the best one
11. Sunday se daru band… Aur gym chalu.
Jiyo aur jine do, piyo aur pine do..
Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh
Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh ke.. pappu uske paas gaya aur bola
Pappu: Maine kaha jaanu i love you.
Ladki: Tere jaiso pe to main tatti bhi ni karti.
Pappu muskurate hue: Phir kya huya sohnyo, ek paad hi maar do
2 Girls Chatting
2 Girls Chatting..
1st: Kal raat main apne boyfriend ke sath Date pe gayi thi..Kal bohot hi Suhani Raat thi.
2nd: Really? Wow.. Kya kya hua wahaan??
1st: Wo Mujhe apne Apartment me Le gaya.. Usne Mujhe Pyaar se Kiss kiya aur Halke Nazuk Haathose mere Red Top ka pehla Button khola,Jo Maine Pantaloons se kharida tha.
2nd: Wow Tune naya Top kharida??
1st: Haan… Wahaan Sale lagi hai, Maine jeans bi kharidi.
2nd: Kya wahaan abhi bhi Sale lagi hai??
1st: Haa.
2nd: Chal Shopping ke liye Chalte hain phir..
Kitne Expectation se Story padh rahe the..
Ladkiya hai bhai..
Topic kabhi bhi Change ho sakta hai…
Qualities of Indians
Qualities of INDIANS
# Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaye to usme pani daalo n ek baar aur use kar lo.
# Toothbrush ko tab tak use karo jab tak usko pura sunflower na bana lo.
# Ghar mein showcase mein China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests ke liye use karo.
# Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nahi, par Gold ke rates ki bahot chinta hai apne ko.
# TV ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme new batteries nahi lagayenge.
# Kisi ne Dinner Party pe invite kiya ho toh us din, din bhar kuch nahi khayenge, ta ki wahan party mein jee bhar ke kha sake.
# Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaye toh usse night dress bana lo, jab aur zyada purani ho jaye toh usse Holi mein use karo, Aur phir uska pocha bana lo.
Aur Sabse Important
# Pani Puri khaane ke baad, payment karne ke baad free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai boss…
We Indians totally rock!
BC middle class bhi kya life hai
BC middle class bhi kya life hai,
Pant khareedo to shoes fat jaate hai,
Shoes khareedo to shirt fat jaati hai,
Sab 1 saath khareedo to gaa*d fat jaati hai..
Hum roz message kyu bhejte hai?
Hum roz message kyu bhejte hai?
Masti? NO
Timepass? NO
Hum message bhejte hai
taki aapki reading capacity strong ho.
padhega INDIA,
tabhi to badhega INDIA..!
Kuware sochte hai ke shadishuda achhe hai
Kuware sochte hai ke shadishuda achhe hai
Shadishuda sochte hai ke kuware achhe hai
Fark sirf itna hai ki..
Shadishuda din mein sochte hai aur kuware raat ko
Solve this, There are a few Indian States and Cities
Solve this.
There are a few Indian States and Cities.. Quess and name them
1- Face
2- Unmarried Girl
3- No Zip
4- Go and Come
5- Answer State
6- G reen Gate
7- Kings Coat
8- Snake land
9- Make Juice
10- Mr. City
11- Eyes rhythm
Genius people dimaag lagao..!!
====ANS====
1- Aurat
2- Kanyakumari
3- Chennai
4- Goa
5- Uttar pradesh
6- Haridwar
7- Rajkot
8- Nagpur
9- Banaras
10- Rajasthan
11- Nanital
Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp
Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp!!
Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: What’s UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: tu Soya hai?
Boy: Nahi! Mungfali hun..!
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: See ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai!
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank u… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED turant!!!
Boy: Thank you.
Girl: My Pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
*BLOCKED Forever!!!*
And the best one..
After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi!!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*
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