Arranged marriage and Love marriage,2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya,Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli,After Coffee with karan star world is planning ,Very touching,Aaj mere dil ka operation hai,Sakht garmi ka time tha,Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui ,After Result Girls and Boys Reaction,Meri GF Bn ogi?,

Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli

 Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.

Unhone us ladki ke best friend

Raju ko ye kaam saunpa… Inform her.. In such a way… So that she doesn’t die of shock

Raju went and started… Assume U get 1 Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?

Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you

Raju: Agar 2 Crore ki Nikle to

Ladki: U can fu*k me as many times U want…

Raju: Agar 5 Crore ki Lottery mile to

Ladki: I will su*k your co*k day and Night.. You can fu*k me in the back too n

And … I will Give you half the money …

Bhosd*ka Raju hi khushi se marr gaya 

Arranged marriage and Love marriage 

 Arranged marriage is-

Like u r walking & unfortunately a snake bites u…&

Love marriage is-

Dancing in front of a cobra & say.

Kaat.. kaat.. kaat na 

After Coffee with karan star world is planning 

 After Coffee with karan star world is planning:

– Tea with Modi

– Horlicks with rahul &

– Cough syrup with arvind 

2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya 

 2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.

Bahar aake 1 boli: Chal ab kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..

Qki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi 

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui 

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

Waiter: sir, kya loge?

Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..

par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do 

Meri GF Bn ogi?

  Boy: Hey!

I like U.

Meri GF Bnogi..?

Girl: Hmm..!!

Give Me Ur Number,

Jab Current BF Se Break-up Hoga.. To Miss Call Kar Dungi 

After Result Girls and Boys Reaction 

 After Result.. Girls Reaction.

Girl1 (Rote Huve): phir se sirf 91%.

Girl2 (Bahot Rote huve): 2 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ??

Girl3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve): Main mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath.

Girl4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve): Sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi?

After Result… Boys Reaction.

Boy1: Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar.. poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha

Boy2: Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha 

Boy3: Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye … warna To band bajj gaya tha.

Boy4: Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_ 

Sakht garmi ka time tha 

Sakht garmi ka time tha Ek buzurg (old man) Amrood becch raha tha,

1 aap jaisa Shararti Ladka aaya aur poocha:

Amrood mein KEEDAA to nahi?

Buzurg (old man) ne bohot pyaara aur relax krne wala jawab dia ke:

Beta ye Amrood hai,

Teri GAA*D nahi.. 

Aaj mere dil ka operation hai 

 Boy: Aaj mere dil ka operation hai.

Dost: Pata hai yar darta Q hai main hu na.

Boy: I love u

Dost: Main bhi bahut pyar karta hu tujhse..

Operation k baad jab ladke ko hosh aya to sirf uska baap khada tha

Boy: Wo kahan hai?

Father: Tumhe nhi pata tumhe dil kisne diya?

Boy: what!

Aur Zor Zor say rone laga tab

Dil se awaz aayi ro mat mere yar main to tere sine

main hamesha k liye zinda hun!

Ye msg sirf un dosto ko send karo jin ko app

kabhi b khoona nahi chahte 

Very touching 

 Very touching.

Dost wo nhi jo.. apke liye kamaye

Dost wo hai jo.. apki t-shirt maang kr le jae aur kbi wapis na de.

Dost wo nhi jo.. apko treat de

Dost wo hai Jo.. Aap k Ghar aae aur kahe ‘aaj kya Paka hai, Jo b hai Jaldi Se Le aa’

Dost wo nhi jo.. call kar ke milne aaye,

Dost wo hai jo.. Gahr k Samne aa k Msg kare kaminey bahar aa.

Dost wo nahi jo.. kahe wo ladki teri kismat me nahi,

Dost wo hai jo.. kahe ‘Saale party de party… use toh ghar se utha layenge tere liye’

Dost wo nhi jo.. Janaze me aae,

Dost wo hai jo.. Kabar pe t-shirt le k aae aur kahe..

‘le saale nhi chaiye tera ehsaan chal uth aur meri dosti wapis kar.’

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Arranged marriage and Love marriage,2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya,Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli,After Coffee with karan star world is planning ,Very touching,Aaj mere dil ka operation hai,Sakht garmi ka time tha,Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui ,After Result Girls and Boys Reaction,Meri GF Bn ogi?,