Bhakt to Swami ji
Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo..
Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Inteligent ho,
Pati ko samjhe Aur
kabhi jhagda na kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!
Musafir: Beta aap mujhe thoda sa pani pila d enge?
Musafir: Beta aap mujhe thoda sa pani pila denge?
Bacha: Agar lassi ho jaye to..?
Musafir: Tab to bahut hi acha hoga..
Bacha lassi le aaya.
Musafir ne 5 lote lassi peene ke baad
Bache se pucha: Kya tumhare ghar me koi lassi nai peeta??
Bacha: Peete to sub hain, lekin aaj lassi me chuha gir gaya tha aur usi me mar gya tha.
Musafir ne gusse me lota zamin par de mara..
Bacha rote hue bola: mummy inhone lota tod diya… ab hum potty karne kya lekar jayenge?
bacha madhosh, musafir behosh..
Girlfriend and Boyfriend on phone!
Girlfriend and Boyfriend on phone
Boy: Hey aaj kya khana khaya ?
Girl: tumhe bas yehi batain karni aati hain.
Boy: Oh oh ok ye batao?
How should central bank fight these inflationary trends with minimumintervention in the money markets?
Girl: hmmmm… daal chawal khaye hai!!!
Pani me gayi hui bhais
Pani me gayi hui bhais
Aur
Shopping mall me gayi hui ladki..
Kabhi jaldi bahar nahin aati
Khubsurat sa ek pal kissa ban jata hai
Khubsurat sa ek pal kissa ban jata hai,
jane kab kaun zindagi ka hissa ban jata hai,
kuchh log zindagi mein milte hai aise bhi,
jinse kabhi na tutne wala rishta ban jata hai..
Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli
Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,
kisi ne pucha kya hua, Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne?
Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi.
Aankho mein nami thi
Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah.. Wah..
Jis se raat-bhar chatting ki
Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi.
Baith kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya
Baith kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya..
Wah!!
Wah!!
Wah!!
Wah!!
Baith kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya…
Phirrrrr…?
Phir kya!
Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aaya..
Ha Ha Ha
Real Friends VS Fake Friends
Fake Friends – Never ask for food.
Real Friends – Are the reason u have NO food!
Fake Friends – Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
Real Friends – Call your parents Dad/Mom
Fake Friends – Never have seen u cry..
Real Friends – Cry with u.
Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!
Fake Friends – Know a few things about u.
Real Friends – Could write a book about u
Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends – Walk right in and say ‘Im home!’
Fake Friends – Will help you up when u fall over.
Real Friends – Will jump on top of u and shout ‘dog pile!’
Fake Friends – Are around for a while.
Real Friends – Are for life.
Fake Friends – Say ‘like u’ in a joking manner.
Real Friends – say ‘I like u’ and they mean it.
Fake Friends – will read this.
Real Friends – will share this
Boy1: Tune us ladki ke liye Cigarette chhor di?
Boy1: Tune us ladki ke liye Cigarette chhor di?
Boy2: haan
Boy1: daru bhi chhor diya?
Boy2: haan!
Boy1: Jua bhi chhor diya?
Boy2: haan!!
Boy1: abey to shaadi kyu nahi ki usse??
Boy2: yaar itna sudhar gya tha ke usse bhi mast mil gayi.
aur usey bhi chhor diya.
Real Friends VS Fake Friends,Bhakt to Swami ji,Boy1: Tune us ladki ke liye Cigarette chhor di?,Musafir: Beta aap mujhe thoda sa pani pila d enge?,Girlfriend and Boyfriend on phone! ,Pani me gayi hui bhais,Khubsurat sa ek pal kissa ban jata hai ,Aankho mein nami thi ,Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,Baith kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya ,
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