School mai bacchon se question poocha gaya ki, 1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya! ,Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai,Paglo ki 4 nishaniya,1 bhikari ko Rs.100 mile ,Maina ne 1 din tote se kaha ,Ek chidiya ko safed gulab se pyaar ho gaya,Aaj phir nikli wo be-naqab shahar mein,Murgi anda deti hai ,Iska jawab do to Manenge,

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.

Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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Nahi huye?

Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..

Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff!!

Paglo ki 4 nishaniya

Paglo ki 4 nishaniya

1- RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna..

2- Anguthe se screen touch karna

3- Msg padh kar muskurana

4- Phir sochna kisko send karu!

1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya!

Ladki: Maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gayi

Maa: Koi baat nai beti,

pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai.

Ladki: Haan wo sab to theek hai par laash ka kya kru?

Maa: OLX pe Bech de

Maina ne 1 din tote se kaha

1 Din maina: mujhe chod kar kbhi tum udh to nahi jaoge!

Tota: Udh jau to tum pakad lena.

Maina: Me tumhe pakad sakti hu, par fir pa nahi sakti.. tota ki ankho me ansu aa gaye usne apne pankh tod liye.

Bola: Hum hamesa sath rahege.

1 Din bahut zor se tufan aya maina udne lagi

tabhi tota bola: Tum udh jao me nahi udh sakta

Maina: Apna khayal rakhna kah kar udh gayi,

Jab tufan thama aur maina waps ayi to usne dekha ke..

tota mar chuka tha aur 1 dali par likha… kash tum ek bar to kaheti ke,

me tumhe nahi chod sakti. to shayad me tufan ane se pahle nahi marta!

1 bhikari ko Rs.100 mile

1 bhikari ko Rs.100 mile

vo 5 star hotel me gya or pet bharke khana khaya.

phir Rs.3000 ka bill aaya

usne manager se bola, paise nai hai manager ne usko police k havale kar dia…

bhikhari ne police ko Rs.100 diye or chhut gya..

isko bolte hai financial management widout MBA.. in India

Aaj phir nikli wo be-naqab shahar mein

Aaj phir nikli wo..

be-naqab shahar mein,

Aaj phir hogi bheed…

kafan ki dukan mein

Murgi anda deti hai

Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh deti hai to

aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai socho…

nahi pata?

Ans: DUKANDAR

Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Iska jawab do to Manenge

Iska jawab do to Manenge..

1) 1 mithai ka naam?

2) 1 dawa ka naam?

3) 1 film ka naam?

4) 1 ladki ka naam?

5) 1 city ka naam?

6) 1 car ka naam?

7) 1 Place ka naam?

8) 1 doggy ka naam?

Koi aisa jawab dijiye jo in 8 ka 1 hi naam ho..??

Its a Challenge…… Time limit : 1 day.

Ek chidiya ko safed gulab se pyaar ho gaya

Ek chidiya ko safed gulab se pyaar ho gaya,

usne gulab ko propose kiya,

gulab ne jawab diya ki jis din main lal ho

jaunga us din main tumse pyaar karunga,

jawab sunke chidiya gulab ke aas-pass katon

mein lotne lagi

aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya,

ye dekhke gulab ne

bhi usse kaha ki wo usse pyaar karta hai

par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi.

isiliye kaha gaya hai ki sacche pyaar ka kabhi

inthaan nahi lena chahiye!