Chalne wale dono pairo me kitna fark hai,Ladki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde ho!,Kuch lines jo hum future me definitely miss karenge,Hindi Songs and their Medical M eanings,Jaan I can’t live without you!,Choose any one animal from these,Agar koi Ladki make-up karke, Sajdhaj kar ,Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai!! ,There are 3 types of most popular mill s in India,Baba ji ne ladko aur ladkiyon ke dimag mein kya chalta hai,

Kuch lines jo hum future me definitely miss karenge

Kuch lines jo hum future me definitely miss karenge:

-Where r u?

-Canteen chale!

-Kitna hua.

-Yaar Aaj alarm hi nai baja.

-Are u ok.

-Class attend karni hai kya.

-Abe kitna padha.

-Oye kisme se padhu yaar kuch samajh hi nhi aa rha.

-Imp. Ques. ho to send karna.

-Tu Xerox karwale fir mujhe de dena.

-Hamesha me hi party du.

-Sare pictures send kar.

-Jaldi bol yaar balnce kam hai.

SABSE BEST

-Yaar teri frnd se meri setting kara dena.

Enjoy this moments b4 they get over

Send 2 ur best buddies, bcoz har ek frnd zaruri hota hai

Hindi Songs and their Medical M eanings

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..

– Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..

– Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..

– Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..

– Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..

– Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..

– Alzheimer’s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..

– Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..

– Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..

– Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..

– Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..

–Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..

– Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..

– Loose Motion

Hasso Mat, Jaldi forward karo

Jaan I can’t live without you!

Jaan I can’t live without you!
Will you marry me?

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Here is the KILLING Reply –

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Kaun mar raha hai ab!
I lost all my contacts,

kindly msg me your name

Choose any one animal from these

Choose any one animal from these and i’ll tell u about ur future

-Peacock

-Parrot

-Owl

-Crow

-Pigeon

-Sparrow

-Duck

-Eagle

Reply must.. M waiting..

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Your future says that all the money invested by ur parents for ur education has been a waste…

these are not animals…they r birds !!!

Hahahaahaa

Agar koi Ladki make-up karke, Sajdhaj kar

Agar koi Ladki make-up karke,

Sajdhaj kar,

New dress pehan kar,

Shaadi,

Party,

ya kisi function me

ja rahi ho..

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Toh samajh lo..

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Next day ya to uski profile pic change hogi ya…

Relationship status

Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai!!

Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai!!

1) Make up

2) Mobile

3) Shopping

4) Niche dekh

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Abe saale apne niche dekh

Ladki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde ho!

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena.. Warna

2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho… Nahi to

3: Salad bana sakti ho… Ye bhi na karo to

4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena… Nahi to

5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena… Aisa bhi nahi to phir

6: Murabba bana sakte ho… Ye bhi na ho to

7: Achaar bana lena!!

Bhai!!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega…

Message dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheja hai!!

Baba ji ne ladko aur ladkiyon ke dimag mein kya chalta hai

Baba ji ne ladko aur ladkiyon ke dimag mein kya chalta hai iske baare mein detail mein research kari aur ye total nikaala.

Female Brain:

10% – Jewellery

30% – Shopping

25% – Money

20% – Enjoyment

14% – Kitchen Care

01% – Deni Hai

Male Brain:

96% – Leni Hai

01% – Kaise Leni Hai

01% – Kiski Leni Hai

01% – Kab Leni Hai

01% – Kahan Pe Leni hai

There are 3 types of most popular mill s in India

There are 3 types of most popular mills in India

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1) Sugar mill

2) Cloth mill

3) BC Tu baahar mill!