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Satyamev Jayate Funny SMS

Satyamev Jayate:

Lady: Muje Sasural wale Dahej ke liye torture karte the.

Aamir: Kya karte the?

Lady: Kursi se baandh ke Dhoom-3 dikhate the 

A man fron UP is introducin g his family

A man fron UP is introducing his family:

1. Yeh hai meri biwi.. Google Raani..

Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai!

2. Yeh hai mera beta.. Facebook Kumar..

Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai!

3. Yeh hai meri beti.. Twitter Kumari..

Poori colony isko folow karti hai..!!

4. Aur mein.. mein hun Orkut Kumar..

Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi..!! 

Poem onTajmahal by 3 different People 

Poem on ‘TAJMAHAL’ by 3 diff. People.

BACHELOR:

Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,

Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,

Magar Mumtaz nhi MILTI.

LOVER:

Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti,

Mumtaz milgai hai,

Magar shadi nhi KARTI.

MARRIED:

Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,

Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,

Magar Mumtaz nhi MARTI 

Love VS Daru 

Love VS Daaru

Love.. Mood off

Daru.. Mood Fresh

Love.. Nind nahi

Daru.. Mast nind

Love.. 1 Date 2000/-

Daru.. 1 Botel 300/-

Love.. Sabki Suno

Daru.. Pee ke sab ko Sunao  

Mere haatho ko apne haatho me thaam kar usne pucha 

Mere haatho ko apne haatho me thaam kar usne pucha pyar karte ho mujhe?

mai chup tha usne pucha zindagi bitaoge mere saath?

mene aankhe jhuka li..

usne kaha mere sukh dukh me hamesha sath rahoge?

meri aankho me aansu the..

usne mera chehra utha ke dekha to heraan ho gayi or pucha aankho me aansu kyu?

maine kaha pyar karne waalo ko agr ye sab puchna pde to pyar kaisa.

pyar to rooh se hota hai

aankho me padha jata hai

aur dil me basaya jata hai..!! 

Biwi ko khush kaise rakhe? 

Biwi ko khush kaise rakhe?

Sabhi is baat se pareshan hai par

baba 3G ne 3 khas tarike bataye hai

jis se biwi khush rahti hai…

1- Roz uske saath karo, compromise.

2- Roz uske dono dabaao, per.

3- Roz apna khol k uske hatho me de do, purse.

Note: ye tarika aap apni girlfriend ke sath bhi apna sakte hai 

Which State in India has highest English speaking population? 

Which State in India has highest English speaking population?

Answer :

Before 8 pm. — Kerala

After 8 pm. — Punjab

For communication skills,

U don’t need any classes…. Only glasses 

If u ever start missing your college days 

If u ever start missing

Ur college days,

Ur class,

Ur friend circle,

Canteen

or

anything about college life..

Just open ur mark-sheets

Sara nasha utar jaega 

Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko?? 

Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko??

Sasur: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp kiya ki ‘Tum Baap Ban Gye Ho’

Saale ne usko bhi doston ko forward kar diya!  

Jhuta tha wo Dost!

Jhuta tha wo Dost..!!

Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga,

Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko Jaan kehta hai,

Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai… 

  

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