Six or Sex
Six or Sex:
Utha ke Maro to Six;
Leta ke Maro to Sex.
Bahar Gaya to Six;
Ander Gaya to Sex.
Dono Haath Uper to Six;
Dono Par Uper to Sex.
Enjoy IPL bole to six
I-Pill bole to sex
Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video
Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video ulta chala ke dekhna. =
Maza aa jayega Aapki Biwi
Aapke gale se haar utaaregi.
Car me baithegi
Aur
Mayke Laut jayegi
Aur hum dance karte karte apne ghar vapas ayenge…. khushi k maare
A Pakistani asked a question to tease an Indian
A Pakistani asked a question to tease an Indian…
Indians aur kutto mein kitna fark hai?
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Salute the answer replied by the Indian
‘Sirf ek Border ka
Kisi ne mujh se pucha
Kisi ne mujh se pucha..
ki jinki maa nahi hoti unke baccho ko dua kaun deta hai..
Maine kaha ki:
Koi jheel agar sookh bhi jaye to mitti se nami nahi jati..
isi tarah maa marne ke baad bhi apni aulad ko dua deti rehti hai
Baarish ho rahi thi
Baarish ho rahi thi…. Ghar ki ghanti baji to aadmi ne gehri neend se uth kar darwaaza khola..
Darwaaze par bheege huye Santa khade the.
Santa ne aadmi se request ki: plz dhakka laga doge kya..??
Aadmi neend me tha isiliye mana kar ke andar aa gaya.
Lekin phir usse guilty feel hua.. Usne socha baarish mein koi meri help na karta to.. ?? .
Woh utha, darwaaza khola aur uss ne awaaz lagaai:
Kya tumhe ab bhi dhakka chahiyeSardarji.. ??
Awaaz aayi: HAAN.
Man: Theek hai sardarji, lekin tum ho kahaan..??
Santa bola: YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR…
Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri
Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri,
lekin Hamesha Dusre Lete Hain?
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Abe… Tera NAAM Yaar!!!!
Tu Gaa*d Samajh Raha Hoga na…
Chal Koi Baat nahi..
Tu bhi Apni Jagah Sahi Hai…!!!!
The importance of number 4 in our life!
The importance of number 4 in our life!
4 dina ka pyar o rabba badi lambi judai…
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat
4 kitabein toh parh li,
Ab 4 paise bhi kama lo..
Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me izzat hy
ye bat 4 log sunegay to kya kahegay
4 din to ghar me tik k baith jata
Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?
Wo aai or khari khari 4 baten suna k chali gai
And d latest
4 bottle wodka kaam mera roz ka
Wife ke body me wo konsi cheez hai
Wife ke body me wo konsi cheez hai..
jise wo dabane nahi deti aur..
husband din-raat dabana chahta hai?
Socho..
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Uska GALA
har joke non veg nahi hota yar.
Bhai Suna ki kal raat
Bhai Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha-
-Goli maru
-Ya Gaand?
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Aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai..
Good Decision..!!!
Ye doston ki mehfil
Ye doston ki mehfil.
Ye raat ko jagna.
Gaali sunke hasna.
Fir marke bhagna.
Ek chocolate ko 10 tukdo me baantna.
Ek ke kaam ke liye sabko jagana.
Aur har choti baat ke liye party mangna.
Senti hoke dusro ka dimag chatna.
Aur agale pal paaglon ki tarah hasna.
Ye sab ek din kho jaega..
Send this to all your friends
Even to those who are not in touch
Just tell them
‘YAAR TU SPECIAL HAI…’
Miss u ..
Six or Sex ,Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video,Ye doston ki mehfil,Bhai Suna ki kal raat ,Wife ke body me wo konsi cheez hai,A Pakistani asked a question to tease an Indian ,Kisi ne mujh se pucha ,Baarish ho rahi thi ,Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri,The importance of number 4 in our life!,
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