Dear Modi Ji,Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk pe gaya,Munna bhai and Circuit SMS,Love is a post card,Everyday sirf itna karo,Aaj Newspapr me pada ki ,Ek Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha ,Yeh sach hai kya? ,Joke of Year ,Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya!! ,

Munna bhai and Circuit SMS

Munna bhai & circuit’s funda of life

Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?

Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…

Munnabhai: Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?

Circuit: Arey simple hai bhai.. is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

Munna: Yaar Circuit, ye Gandhiji Har note me haste kue rehte hai?

Circuit: Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga…

Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai, Love Letter me kya Likhu

Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhne ka…

DEAR SISTER

I LOVE U

Tumara MUNNA BHAI

Everyday sirf itna karo

Everyday sirf itna karo:

Gum ko.. Delete

Khushi ko.. Save

Rishto ko.. Recharge

Dosti ko.. Download

Dushmani ko.. Erase

Sach ko.. Broadcast

Jhooth ko.. Switch Off

Tension ko.. Not Reachable

Pyar ko.. Incoming

Nafrat ko.. Outgoing

Hansi ko.. Inbox

Aansu ko.. Outbox

Gusse ko.. Hold

Muskaan ko.. Sent

Help ko.. OK

Dil ko Karo.. Vibrate

Phir Dekho Zindagi Ka RINGTONE

Kitna PYARA bajta Hai

Aaj Newspapr me pada ki

Aaj Newspapr me pada ki dosto ko SMS karne se Dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.

To aaj se BAND!

Kya SMS

Nahi bhai

NEWSPAPER!

Dosti to apni dhinchak rahegi

Ek Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha

Ek Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha,

Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee

Bhishkit

Ya Milk?

Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!!

Love is a post card

Love is a post card,

Life is a visiting card.

Wife is a memory card.

Lover is a Invitation card,

But Friend is a ‘AADHAR’ card so keep it safe…!!

Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya!!

Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat dala karo!!

I said why?

.

.

.

Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone ganda ho jata hai..!!

Joke of Year

Joke of Year

Ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete hue Scooty se ja rahi thi.

Baju se ek aadmi bike se jaate hue bola…

Jaaneman, zara chehra toh dikhati jao..

Ladki boli: Papa, main hoon! Pinky..

Yeh sach hai kya?

70% Ladki sundhar hoti hai,

75% Sweet,

85% Shararte hoti hai,

90% Quit aur

100% Bewafa,

Yaani total ladkiyan

70+75+85+90+100=420

hoti hai yeh sach hai kya ?

Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk pe gaya

Special one

Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk pe gaya to dekha bahar tez baarish ho rahi thi…

Woh turant wapas aa gaya aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya.. aur bolaa:

bahar bahut baarish ho rahi hai!!